Kitty; more photogenic than Elvis and less dead!
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DeltaCat!!!
coz she's 'elite', dont the ruling have to be elite?
Just look at that cute little face, who wouldnt want to grovel to the owner of a face like that ?
Oh...we've had a commander
but he hasnt gotten back,
and we had a fine admiral
who was kidnapped by a snack,
and then we had a kinda froot
but we dont know where shes at,
oh we've had the finest people
now it's time for a cat!

'sides she's a warrior and if theres one place we need more violence it's SB1!

She`s cute, she`s cuddly, and she wants to be commodore! You know she`s the one, the one that should keep Zekey`s chair warm while he`s away. Who else but an Elite Security Warrior could keep that lovley chair safe from all intruders? She`s got claws, she`s got teeth, she`s got the power to hack up hair-balls. Folks, no one messes with angry felines. JUST GIVE HER THE FREAKIN` CHAIR!!! Please?

-DeltaCat, future Commadore, Elite P/T warrior, Cat.

top 10 reasons to vote kitty:
10) She`s a Cat, and cat`s are all so cute and furry and loveable, aren`t they?

9) She has the word "Delta" in her name, and, furthermore, her initials are the same as DeltaChat, Distric of Columbie, Darn Cat, and Demented Chaos.

8) She`s an original (this is a direct appeal to all those out there with The Old School Mentality)

7) She knows that Robbie McNiell is to be worshiped.

6) She wants to be Roxann Dawson when she grows up.

5) She does not leave hairballs on people`s seat cushions.

4) The only person she has ever killed was one of Redshirt`s incarnations. And that really doesn`t count, does it?

3) You would not have to overthrow her goverment to get anarchy. A lot less trouble that way.

2) There is no Number two reason. There is no Nineteenth Story. Wayside School is falling down.

1) Gherk sez you should, so there.
the next 10 reasons why you should vote kitty:
11. Her name very nearly ryhmes with deltachat, and it totally ryhmes with words like at, hat, sat, mat, bat ect making all her campaign slogans much catchier and hummable. You try rhming Blotnicky!

12. She not only loves animals, she IS an animal, therefore if Roz and Pammy love animals as much as they CLAIM *skeptical look*
then they'll all vote cat and urge their followers to do the same.

13. She looks good in a bikini, a uniform, casual daywear, a giant rhinocerous suit, anything!

14. Responability? phtt we say! The last acting commadore let photonic fleas out to feast on the populous on a regular basis, kept a pet nebula and had chicken drumstick statues placed in every corner, proving that what SB1 wants from their commadors is not responsability but creative lunacy.

15. Because gherk wants you too(oh i know kitty mentioned that one but its such a dang GOOD reason)

16. Because we wont saturate you in old style looming head on a T.V screen buy-or-die type advertising. All our adverts promise to be much more insidious, and more ryhmey too!

17. Because she loves you, she really does, she has pictures of every one of you on separate lockers around her neck. They add up to several kilos or so all together, but she bears the discomfort or constant crink-necks for you, because she loves you.

18. Her policies on Red shirt elimination are vauge. Shes neither all for it or totally against it. Which gives the more homiciadally orientated among us room to move whilst placating the more sympathetic.

19. Because she's 'elite', dont the ruling have to be elite?

20. Because the job description is 'to keep Zekes seat warm' and who could possibly warm a seat as effectively as a cat?