Deltacat; elite P/T warrior
because you deserve to feel safe
(although on SB1 'safe' ia a relative term)*
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Vote
one
DeltaCat
because she loves you
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Delta cat:
ooohh...I...wont impose a cookie tax
you'll all recieve a stack of slacks
(their pockets have malteser packs)
I'll even learn to play the sax
whilst wearing shiny satin dacks
Elect me!!!
Chorus:
coz she likes to be a warrior
she likes to play with string
she's really not a space lizard
but she's the next best thing!
Deltacat:
Nutella will rain from the sky
(killing occassional passers by)
we'll all live in a nutella sty
eating fine nutella pies
until the very day we die
If you elect me!
chorus:
Coz she should rule the space station
in a giant pink top hat
and no one but an idiot
could disagree with that!
Deltacat:
I'll cure incurable disease
I'll say 'thankyou' and even 'please'
(in slightly garbled japanese)
I'll buy a great big wheel of cheese
so even froots photonic fleas
Will elect me!
Chorus:
Oh she's the perfect dictator
a goddess of the chat
She's the shining light of truth
the fabulous Deltacat!
(you know its all true, VOTE KITTY!)
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